The list...because I was tagged!

Okay, so my good friend Molly has tagged me in this virtual 'list' game she's started, so of course to defend my honour as a good sport I'm gonna play along.

To quote Molly on the rules:
The way it works is thus. I got this list. I responded to 5 (you can do more) and then added three (you can do more) of my own. The chosen few that I tagged, you must now take the new list, answer 5 (you can do more) , add three (you can do more) of your own and then tag 3 (you can do more) people of your own. Get it? Good. Here goes.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary..
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer..
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli
If I could be an exotic dancer...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a mental health professional...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a nail technician...(by LuckySpinster)
If I could be a character in a movie...(by Beatrice Petty)
If I could be a beauty queen...(by Beatrice Petty)
If I could be an enlightened despot...(by Beatrice Petty)
If I could be a hot-air balloon pilot...(by Molly)
If I could be a cab driver...(by Molly)
If I could be a taxidermist... (by Molly)

MY ADDITIONS:
If I could be a former Miss America...(by notsirjohn)
If I could be a small rodent or marsupial...(by notsirjohn)
If I could be a failed super-hero...(by notsirjohn)


--MY PICKS--

If I could be a scientist, I'd be an evil one, because their labs look so much cooler. Oh, and they make more money.

If I could be a musician, I would be a third trumpet player, because you only have to learn about 1/3 of the notes in any piece.

If I could be a missionary I’d finally learn the position.

If I could be an architect I’d only build things on stilts, no matter what the stupid client thinks I should do.

If I could be an athlete...Ha-ha-ha-ha…good one! Me, an athlete? Ha-ha-ha…

I tag LightDark ...(sorry, Molly tagged everybody else I know here...)